Total Medals Earned: 665 (From 175 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,705 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the first chapter of The Bar
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/375 points)
Serve 3 customers in a row
Give the fork to a customer at the very last minute
Serve 20 customers in a row
Get 5 Close Call! in a single run
Serve 30 customers in a row
Reach the 5-stars restaurant level
Get 10 Close Call! in a single run
Get 15 Close Call! in a single run.
Serve 60 customers in a row
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/195 points)
Start the game
Enable the speedrunning mode in the settings
Flip the world upside down
Die at the end of the second level
Kill yourself using the block switch
Attach every single button
Don't collect any red orbs
Win the game
Don't touch the ground for more than 3 seconds
Complete the game in less than 10 Minutes
Collect every single red orb
Medals Earned: 4/16 (100/495 points)
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
Checking The Game
Finishing Level 5
Finishing Level 10
Finishing Level 15
Finishing Level 24
Medals Earned: 4/4 (185/185 points)
Finishing the entire game
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Score 200 points
Score 500 points
Score 750 points